A recent conversation

Patient’s  wife : are you the doctor on call

Dr cranky : yes I am 

Patients wife: My husband is having blood in stool and he is feeling very weak

Dr Cranky: I think you should take him to the hospital

Patients wife : can he wait  a few hour to see how he is doing 

D C : no he should go to the er as soon as possible 

Patients wife: can he wait till morning and call his real doctor 

DC: No if he is feeling week he should go right now ,if you have problem driving you can call an ambulance 

Patients wife : can he wait till morning and instead go to his doctor ‘s office 

DC:  I am having problem hearing you .i am In a Parking structure . Just go to er please