Percocet 

“Isn’t Percocet just like Tylenol, why don’t you give this patient Vicodin” a nurse tried to help me 

I just stayed quiet. Do they even go to school

Any more ?

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Fell off a horse.

Patient : I fell off my horse . Went to er . They did all kind of xrays ,told me nothing is broken and sent me home. But why am I hurting soo bad.

Dr Cranky: well, I think you fell off a horse.